If you have not sent or received a Monk-E-Mail you just have to do this. My friend Ann send me one the day I was prepping for a icky surgical procedure. If you know Ann you know it was hysterical. We just sent it to a friend who was turning 50. And it was equally funny.

You get to pick the chimp. The clothes he wears and you can write your copy or record audio. Very easy and fun. Or another internet time waster.

Note: If the friend you are sending this to has a Dilbert cube outside the bosses office do know that the card is spoken and all her co-workers (and boss) can hear it. Maybe send it to your friend at home...